Which One Again?

It's time for another quick game of "name that kid"! I'll give you a list of things and you guess which of my children are the guilty party. Once again I have a disclaimer:  even if some of my family remembers events differently, this is my blog post so my answers are officially correct.

Ready to play? Pick one or guess them all and answer in the comments. Here we go:

1.  One of my children fell off their bike and slid down the hill on their head.

2.  Another child insisted on bandaging their head so that they would match the child from question number one.

3.  Which child wrecked their mother's car?

4.  Which one catered to their father's every whim in a desperate attempt to convince him to buy them a cellphone?

5.  Which one was three years old when they stabbed the dog?

6. Which child has ridden in a stretch limousine?

7. Which other child wrecked their mother's car (the same one!) at a later date?

8. Which child dressed all in red and called themselves "Cocoa Kyle"?

9. Which child was almost twenty-one before they got their driver's license?

10. Which child had a motorcycle that they only rode once?

11. Which one always carries hand sanitizer on their person?

12. Which one walked to their late night job in subzero temperatures?

13. Which one fell asleep in their car in a parking lot because they were too tired to drive home. And then they were awakened by police officers knocking on their car window.

14. Which child always blew on their fingers after touching something germy?

15. Which child displaced a rib while trying to lift a trailer full of lawn equipment?

16. Which child had multiple nightmares about snakes in the months before we left for Uganda?

17. Which one took a line drive to the mouth during softball practice?

18. Which one routinely reminds their brothers to "put some bass in their tone"?

Once again there are eighteen questions, split evenly between my six children. Answer one or answer them all in the comments, and check back on Wednesday for the answers.